WNBA: Expect Roid Rage!
Apparently Marion Jones is interested in playing in the WNBA.
Yes, this is the same Marion Jones that has spent time in federal prison and also had three Olympic gold medals taken away as a result of using performance enhancing drugs.
Hmmm, an ex-convict with roid rage… If the WNBA is trying to get me to watch, SUCCESS!
I think this is something the WNBA needs: controversy with a side of testosterone. Let’s be serious here, no one watches professional women’s basketball. It’s just plain boring. Missed layups, errant jump shots, and turnovers on almost every possession don’t make for good basketball (sorry Tyler!). Not to mention the shortage of attractive players.
I say let Marion Jones in. The WNBA needs the publicity badly. In fact, any ex-con with adequate basketball skills should be able to enter the league. Maybe we’ll be able to see some fights!
What about that Kenyan runner chick that used to be a dude? Can we get her a WNBA tryout too?