Through Buckner's Legs

First of all, people need to stop jumping to conclusions. We still don’t have all the facts. That being said, Cromartie’s supposed “the bottle slipped out of my hand” excuse makes him look like an idiot. In the NFL that’s called a “fumble.” In a bar fight, that’s called Assault with a Deadly Weapon (although part of me thinks thats a little steep… its not like he shot the dude or hacked at him with a pickaxe. It was a bottle of friggin Dom).

Second, keep in mind that this happened at Bar West. Have you ever been to Bar West? Its douchetastic. Its a friggin Ed Hardy parade in there. Lots of foreign dudes with faux-hawks. So its sorta like the Tila Tequila incident. I’m not saying I condone the behavior, but I kinda understand…
Dave, out.

(consider this my “come out of retirement” speech. Dave’s back)