Through Buckner's Legs

What’s the best way to celebrate a 32-3 win over the Denver Broncos?

a. Go home, it was merely a meaningless regular season game.

b. Dump the Gatorade cooler over Coach Norv Turner’s head. 7-3 record, first place baby!

c. Hit up a bar and pummel innocent bystanders with bottles of Dom Perignon.

For Chargers cornerback Antonio Cromartie, the “correct” answer was C. According to Fanhouse, Cromartie was involved in an altercation last night at Bar West, a popular San Diego nightclub. Making matters worse, he was accused of hitting a man in the head with a tossed Champage bottle.

Rather than doing something intelligent like denying his involvement altogether, Cromartie went with the “it slipped out of my hand” justification.

Honest mistake, Antonio. The condensation on the bottle, mixed with the dry San Diego air, caused it to slip out of your grasp and coincidentally fall on someone’s head… while you were already engaged in a fight. Totally believable.

This goes to show that you shouldn’t trust the decision making skills of someone with chrome grills… or 14 illegitimate children… or with the twitter name “CrimeTime31.”